Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums. We're glad you're here. We're not sure why you're here, but we're glad.
The Subcommittee of Sluggy Research and Development is responsible for figuring out how to make the other subcommittees work together in harmony. Or not.
The Subcommittee of Sluggy Physical Therapy is, well, it's a real thing. We have chairs and stuff.